She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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