i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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