physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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