Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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