I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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