I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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