ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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