he wants to bone in the snuggie
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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