those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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