Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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