STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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