God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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