i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
