Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
her vagine was all disorganized.
you would pick up someone in the library
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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