Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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