this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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