i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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