Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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