a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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