The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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