What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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