no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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