I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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