Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm at about main and main street
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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