Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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