i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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