He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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