For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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