I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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