Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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