i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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