Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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