i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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