Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
is that a dick in a sweater?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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