There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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