We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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