If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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