..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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