I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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