my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you never un-have a 4some
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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