So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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