I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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