Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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