I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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