Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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