You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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