wakey wakey hands off snakey
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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