When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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