i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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