Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just found puke in my bra..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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