What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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