Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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