is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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