so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sext me about skeletons
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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